DEAR GOD JOHN CENA HAS NEVER LOOKED SO DAMN HOT!

And they would interrupt with Show and Chris.

I love Chris, always have, always will, but he gets ripped so bad, lmao.

And wtf is up with Show's facial fuzz? That look BARELY worked for 'Taker, why would he even risk it? It looks mildly gay.

"Owed it to me..."

I still love Chris XD

HAHAHAHA, sucks to be Randy! Damn... I'm so happy! Chris and Show, Chris and Show, hahahahaha!

Hunt for Shawn Michaels... *jumps up and down* I'll volunteer to search for him! *waves hand* Anyways, yeah, I have a bit of a 'thing' for ol' HBK which would explain the sudden explosion of him starring in my stories...

When Lilian leaves, I am going to be so sad. She's been an awesome announcer, truly going to be missed.

Alicia Fox's hair scares me. Really, truly scares me.

Gail Kim and Beth Phoenix, two awesome wrestlers. Come on, Beth is a scary chick, I don't think I'd be to keen on messing with her. Kelly Kelly is kind of a replica of Torrie Wilson...

But that's just me.

Go Gail, well deserved :D Though I want to know what that move she used was, it seems like a type of face breaker, obviously.

ROFLMAO, Sarge is awesome! Who didn't see that bit with the flag coming? Honestly. *grin* Talk about a heat getter.

I really like Evan, I think he's got great potential providing he doesn't get buried because he's not a 'big' man therefore unable to main event as we all know happens in the WWE. Or of course, his talent will be wasted in pointless feuds while he stays at the mid card level.

OMG, BLOOD, I SEE BLOOD! SOMEONE CALL THE PRESS AND LET THEM KNOW!

"With a pronounced lisp", burn, ow.

I'm sorry but Swagger's teeth scare me. Anyone ever read Artemis Fowl? The dwarf, Mulch, his teeth are desribed as 'tombstones', and when I see Swagger's teeth, that's what I think.

Oh come ON, just have Shawn pop out already! Stop teasing!

*is currently speechless*

Jillian fixed that... OMG someone just rip out her vocal cords already.

Okay, now... that was the funniest thing I've seen in awhile with the Shawn/HHH clip. Mostly because of the expression on Hunter's face, the man has some of the best facial expressions ever. I'm not sure what I think about this shit about Shawn being a cafeteria cook though, a somewhat neurotic one at that.

But he's the best damn looking cafeteria cook ever!

EUGENE!

And who's the fool under the mask?

GO MIZ! *Dies laughing* Annoying as he is, he's also just as amusing.

The reason I call Orton a 'bitch' heel is because if he can't win, he runs. That and usually you can count on Legacy to show up and help him out. Most often than not, you see Orton win thanks to help.

Which is wrong of me to say since I'm a Trips fan and he did the same thing. But since I was/am a HHH fan, I'm biased in his favor. I'm NOT an Orton fan so he's a bitch heel. :)

Bad chef, bad, you let your grill catch on fire!

Why did they bring Masters back? He doesn't seem to have much of a 'personality', little charisma... I don't understand...

Then again, he's also good fodder for MVP.

OMG, Hunter put on the hat... and is flipping burgers... Well, on the bright side, if he was to quit, he could work for Wendy's.

HICKENBOTTOM, they used his last name and GO SHAWN, PUT THAT BITCH DOWN!

OMG, hahaha!

And as for the Bret thing, there is no chance of Bret Hart ever setting foot back in a WWE ring so that was hilarious!

I'm cutting the end of the show to go out so...

Overall RAW grade...

Ly gives it an A-

TL gives it a B+

The sad part is, the show was fairly entertaining and the entertaining parts weren't even the matches themselves but what happened before or after the matches.

But... still an A-, yes I am biased, Shawn and Hunt, RAmen.

Ciao!