~Sorry about the lack of commentary for last week, I was going to put it up only to find they'd been deleted along with some of my *coughs*Taker and HBK*coughs* pictures. *cries*~

Anyways, here's tonight's.

TL (9:02:37 PM): and nary a John Deere lawnmower in sight.....

Ly (9:02:47 PM): The word of the day?
Ly (9:02:49 PM): roflmao

TL (9:03:17 PM): LOL
TL (9:03:26 PM): every time someone says it, we gotta make noise

Ly (9:03:27 PM): How many people even remember ZZ Top?

TL (9:03:36 PM): *yells like a madwoman at the word 'excited'*

Ly (9:04:36 PM): Why does Orton insist on interrupting every promo that's decent?

TL (9:05:17 PM): Orton: *Comes down* NO ONE CAN DO A PROMO AT THE BEGINNING BUT ME!! I AM RANDY ORTON, I AM THE LEG-*grunts as somebody pulls him outta the ring with the real big hook*

Ly (9:05:35 PM): ROFLMAO

TL (9:06:43 PM): I was waiting for it....'I can't hear you past the awesomeness...'

Ly (9:06:52 PM): John is like a child, one track mind, rofl
Ly (9:07:24 PM): YES THAT'S WHAT WE WANT JOHN, POUND HIM!
Ly (9:07:25 PM): lol

TL (9:07:25 PM): somebody get him his sippy cup
TL (9:07:27 PM): LOL
TL (9:08:05 PM): every time Orton bows his head like that, it looks like he's gonna cry....

Ly (9:08:28 PM): He's such a damn pussy.
Ly (9:08:49 PM): Someone cue HHH
Ly (9:08:50 PM): lol
Ly (9:08:51 PM): Yerp.

TL (9:09:29 PM): Cena was all 'aight, it's like that...okay, let's do it, I need a warm up....'

Ly (9:09:42 PM): I know, lol

TL (9:10:04 PM): see, I'm cruel, I'd go up to Mark Henry and go 'You should hear how Orton talks about you'

Ly (9:10:24 PM): ROFLMAO, that'd be awesome

TL (9:11:08 PM): *ROFLMAO @ JOHN*

Ly (9:11:19 PM): *Dying*
Ly (9:11:39 PM): rofl

TL (9:12:03 PM): HE SAW LOTR!!! YES!!!!!!!!! *ROFLMAO*

Ly (9:12:19 PM): Did you see JOhn? He's all YES when Trips said it, lol

TL (9:12:22 PM): LOL 

Ly (9:12:37 PM): WTF is John on tonight?

TL (9:12:46 PM): I have no idea

Ly (9:13:24 PM): Crack, he's on crack.

TL (9:13:33 PM): he's on the GOOD shit LOL

Ly (9:14:56 PM): *facepalms*

TL (9:15:10 PM): ......

Ly (9:16:06 PM): omg...

TL (9:16:41 PM): I'm glad I wasn't drinking my soda cuz I woulda spit it all over my monitor.... (Santino and ZZ Top's segemnt...)
TL (9:18:09 PM): another rule: No retarded segments like the one we just saw

Ly (9:18:39 PM): Amen.
Ly (9:18:42 PM): Okay... Hobbits...
Ly (9:18:44 PM): Don't...
Ly (9:18:45 PM): Live...
Ly (9:18:47 PM): In...
Ly (9:18:48 PM): Trees....

TL (9:18:52 PM): They
TL (9:18:52 PM): Live
TL (9:18:54 PM): In
TL (9:18:55 PM): HOBBIT
TL (9:18:56 PM): HOLES

Ly (9:18:58 PM): Sorry, had to point it out.

TL (9:19:01 PM): there's a DIFFERENCE

Ly (9:19:02 PM): In the ground!

TL (9:19:05 PM): yes

Ly (9:19:22 PM): We might have to kidnap John and make him watch LOTR over again, and read the books...

TL (9:19:46 PM): make it like 'A Clockwork Orange', the brainwashing thingy that kept his eyes open...

Ly (9:19:59 PM): Oooohhh yes
Ly (9:21:39 PM): John musta got with Kofi before the show.

TL (9:21:51 PM): lol

Ly (9:26:49 PM): Okay the King punking commericials...
Ly (9:26:57 PM): I'd like to see them do that shit on a WWE superstar.

TL (9:27:20 PM): I would LOVE to see them try that shit with Taker [c'mon, you knew that was coming]

Ly (9:27:32 PM): I knew, I was waiting for it, lol
Ly (9:27:49 PM): Okay Oprhan looks a lot like the Good Son

TL (9:27:52 PM): Taker: *he wakes up, snapping his head to glare at the retard in the King costume*
TL (9:27:56 PM): I WAS THINKING THAT!!
TL (9:28:05 PM): I was like 'Dude, that's a rip off, only with a girl this time...'
TL (9:28:18 PM): and I've never even seen The Good Son, and I knew
TL (9:29:10 PM): at the hands of the Retarded High School Jock (Her pet name for Swagger)

Ly (9:29:59 PM): LOL!
Ly (9:33:01 PM): OUCH, my poor Apple Boy

TL (9:33:15 PM): *ROFLMAO* that's funny, no matter WHO it happens to

Ly (9:33:45 PM): It is but it's my Carly!
Ly (9:33:51 PM): I love Show 
Ly (9:33:57 PM): Simply for doing that to Swagger.

TL (9:34:10 PM): HEHEHE

Ly (9:35:25 PM): Damn cheap plugs.
Ly (9:35:29 PM): Oooh Aerosmith

TL (9:35:34 PM): HA, I KNEW IT
TL (9:35:40 PM): I could smell his mousse a mile away

Ly (9:35:44 PM): Oh shit...
Ly (9:35:45 PM): lol
Ly (9:35:51 PM): You're so mean to Chrissy 
Ly (9:36:00 PM): *cricket chirps at mention of Fozzy*

TL (9:36:10 PM): LOL I KNOW

Ly (9:36:25 PM): Poor Chris... *sighs* 
Ly (9:36:41 PM): He just got owned.

TL (9:36:44 PM): *ROFLMAO* lookit his face

Ly (9:37:21 PM): *facepalms*

TL (9:37:25 PM): they are mocking him SO BAD
TL (9:37:27 PM): LOL
TL (9:41:12 PM): these AXE commercials are getting more and more retarded

Ly (9:41:37 PM): I noticed that...

TL (9:42:55 PM): He'll always be Spanky to me
TL (9:42:59 PM): LOL

Ly (9:43:01 PM): Yerp, pretty much.

TL (9:45:36 PM): Lawler's running for Mayor...if he wins, he's leaving the WWe
TL (9:45:39 PM): *WWE

Ly (9:46:48 PM): I know *cries*
Ly (9:48:45 PM): *offers some spaghetti*
Ly (9:48:58 PM): No meatballs or ground hamburger, I used ground turkey.

TL (9:48:59 PM): *has some, and offers some AmeriCone Dream ice cream*

Ly (9:49:09 PM): Ohhh *has some* Yummy.

TL (9:49:13 PM): we use sausage 

Ly (9:50:17 PM): I do too sometimes but we have a ground turkey surplus so I figured I'd start using it up, lol
Ly (9:51:03 PM): I am so watching NOC.

TL (9:51:09 PM): turkey is good

Ly (9:52:45 PM): Someone kill Miz.
Ly (9:52:54 PM): Now I don't like him, interrupting Mickie... *growl*

TL (9:53:10 PM): I would laugh if she kicks him in the nuts LOL
TL (9:53:25 PM): she's smiling all 'Is THAT right?'

Ly (9:53:46 PM): OUCH

TL (9:53:54 PM): GO MICKIE

Ly (9:54:25 PM): Ah yes, now that is a champion...
Ly (9:54:26 PM): *snorts*

TL (9:54:35 PM): dude...I would SO laugh if Maryse got her head shaved
TL (9:57:17 PM): in addition to making me a writer, make me a hair girl...*ever so innocently hides the shaver behind my back*

Ly (9:57:58 PM): Oh lord, I can just IMAGINE

TL (9:58:42 PM): Oh, yea, you wouldn't go at Michelle with a shaver

Ly (9:59:00 PM): Oh yes I would, then I'd suggest she grow it out properly and skip the gay haircuts.

TL (9:59:17 PM): make her start all over LOL

Ly (10:00:22 PM): *full body shiver* I do not want to imagine even being near that man (Mark Henry, he's just scary)

TL (10:00:56 PM): *patpatpat*
TL (10:01:15 PM): somebody hand CJ a binkie and a pacifier

Ly (10:01:59 PM): *offers to be his nanny*

TL (10:02:06 PM): go on, have fun LOL

Ly (10:02:46 PM): *zooms off*

TL (10:05:25 PM): CJ: *groans after the match* I'm gettin' too old for this....

Ly (10:05:37 PM): *patpat* It'll be alright babycakes

TL (10:05:59 PM): YEA RIGHT

Ly (10:06:19 PM): It looks like Chris has been visiting a gym... *ponders*
Ly (10:06:20 PM): GO CHRIS

TL (10:06:52 PM): g'nite, Cole

Ly (10:07:42 PM): It's been HOW long since Henry was um cheered?

TL (10:08:09 PM): i have no idea

Ly (10:08:16 PM): 99-00? *thinks*

TL (10:08:53 PM): damn, I have to THINK now?? LOL

Ly (10:09:00 PM): No no, it's okay...

TL (10:09:49 PM): LOL

Ly (10:09:58 PM): *facepalms*

TL (10:10:13 PM): oh geez.....

Ly (10:10:43 PM): I'm going to go smoke and pretend that nobody is selling their soul...
Ly (10:15:09 PM): He's in a tux...
Ly (10:15:12 PM): *blinkblink*

TL (10:16:49 PM): *shakes head* geez...

Ly (10:16:55 PM): Brings a whole new meaning to penguin suit.

TL (10:17:31 PM): I'm suddenly reminded of Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins when he was dancing with the cartoon penguins.....

Ly (10:17:37 PM): rpf;
Ly (10:17:39 PM): rofl*
Ly (10:17:44 PM): *note to self, don't type sideways*

TL (10:17:52 PM): LOL 
TL (10:20:07 PM): wtf kinda underwear are those??
TL (10:20:55 PM): but at the very least, they weren't white with red hearts

Ly (10:21:08 PM): Amen.
Ly (10:22:22 PM): John Cena is perfect for slash, you know that?
Ly (10:22:27 PM): Completely random here.

TL (10:22:34 PM): LOL it's ok

Ly (10:22:48 PM): The whole Cena/Edge thing, with all that speech shit about them being up and down, all over, etc etc etc.
Ly (10:23:05 PM): Now him and Trips, more importantly the way they just interacted.
Ly (10:23:12 PM): John Cena is the slash writer's dream 

TL (10:23:12 PM): LOL

Ly (10:26:37 PM): *insert eye roll here*

TL (10:26:41 PM): I like this song LOL

Ly (10:27:25 PM): omg...

TL (10:27:43 PM): ......

Ly (10:28:08 PM): *tries not to gag*

TL (10:28:14 PM): yo...he was jiggling....

Ly (10:28:22 PM): Just... just...

TL (10:28:25 PM): this ain't no Jell-O commercial, Santino, move it!!

Ly (10:28:25 PM): Eww...
Ly (10:28:26 PM): lol
Ly (10:28:54 PM): If Jeff don't win, I'm gonna take that as a sign that he didn't resign.

TL (10:29:04 PM): yea
TL (10:31:35 PM): I'd have to root for Legacy on this one

Ly (10:32:04 PM): ROFLMAO
Ly (10:32:09 PM): *gasps*

TL (10:32:21 PM): can you imagine that?? LOL

Ly (10:32:23 PM): I'm hoping this is the beginning of a face turn for Chris.
Ly (10:32:28 PM): That would be fucking weird...
Ly (10:32:28 PM): lol

TL (10:32:29 PM): me too
TL (10:32:31 PM): lol

Ly (10:32:38 PM): *Still on Chris' side either way*
Ly (10:32:43 PM): But he's more likeable as a face, lol

TL (10:32:49 PM): yea LOL
TL (10:36:02 PM): ...

Ly (10:36:06 PM): Shaq...
Ly (10:36:07 PM): Okay...
Ly (10:36:39 PM): A WHAT match?

TL (10:36:54 PM): fucked if I know

Ly (10:37:04 PM): Legs?
Ly (10:37:07 PM): WTf the is a legs match...

TL (10:37:08 PM): i'd have cheered if it were Michael Jordan

Ly (10:37:11 PM): No, I don't wanna know.

TL (10:37:12 PM): fucked if I know

Ly (10:37:53 PM): So does this mean Beth and Rosa are no longer my favorite nonlesbian/lesbian couple?

TL (10:38:01 PM): probably not
TL (10:38:06 PM): what has Beth been doing lately?

Ly (10:38:14 PM): No idea... I miss Beth.
Ly (10:38:17 PM): *sighs*
Ly (10:40:26 PM): Note to Alicia: If you don't wear teeny tiny shorts, you wouldn't have to pick them outta the crack of yo' ass.

TL (10:40:37 PM): I know, right?

Ly (10:40:48 PM): Come on Gail!

TL (10:40:50 PM): I don't get thongs, or g-strings, or any underwear that goes up the ass
TL (10:40:59 PM): I'm sorry, I can't walk around with a wedgie all the time

Ly (10:42:26 PM): She's just all excited she won! And she still sucks!

TL (10:42:55 PM): LOL I know, right?
TL (10:43:59 PM): that whole Diva thing was just a waste of fifteen minutes
TL (10:44:02 PM): or was it even that long?

Ly (10:44:10 PM): Nope.

TL (10:45:32 PM): whoever thought that even HALF this shit was good to put on TV should be SHOT

Ly (10:46:35 PM): Tonight's RAW has definitely slipped a bit from what it's been usually.

TL (10:46:46 PM): yea
TL (10:48:21 PM): oh, of course
TL (10:49:18 PM): who would YOU like to see as guest host?

Ly (10:49:58 PM): Chris fucking Rock, lol

TL (10:50:06 PM): CHRIS TUCKER
TL (10:50:10 PM): that shit would be AWESOME

Ly (10:50:13 PM): lol!
Ly (10:50:51 PM): *still wondering where you sign up to play the game*

TL (10:51:11 PM): *still thinks you have to ask Steph about that* LOL

Ly (10:51:35 PM): What? *looks all innocent*

TL (10:51:44 PM): I ain't sayin nothin LOL

Ly (10:52:35 PM): Marry Me John Cena!
Ly (10:52:41 PM): He's already married you twit...

TL (10:52:43 PM): sorry, he's taken LOL
TL (10:52:44 PM): LOL 
TL (10:53:10 PM): I'm waiting for John to steal that car....

Ly (10:53:22 PM): *nodnod*

TL (11:00:01 PM): it's gonna go down the way it usually goes down
TL (11:00:03 PM): nothing new here

Ly (11:00:16 PM): Which is why I'm working on a template, lol

TL (11:02:32 PM): how awesome would it be to see the lights go out and the bells toll, JUST to scare the shit outta everybody
TL (11:03:16 PM): he don't even have to show up, just show him on the titantron
TL (11:05:02 PM): *as a retarded version of the Hulk* ORTON NO LIKE MATCHES!!! ORTON THROW BABY TANTRUM!!!

Ly (11:07:13 PM): John looks like HE can't believe it, lol